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ABOBO SMASH LEFTOVERS

2012-07-31 18:19:58 by Abobo
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ABOBO SELL MANY SHIRTS AT COMIC NERD FEST. WHENEVER NERD BUY SHIRT ABOBO PUNCH NERD AND NERD OBLITERATED INTO FINE DUSTING OF NERD CHUNK BONE MIST. THEN ABOBO HAVE EXTRA SHIRT TO SELL TO NEW NERD. THIS CYCLE CONTINUED FOR MANY DAYS AND HOURS AND ABOBO ENJOYED THE BLOOD RAIN MOISTURIZER ON SKIN.

YOU CAN BUY BLOODY LEFTOVER SHIRTS FROM THE CON OF COMIC GEEKS HERE

ABOBO INCLUDE FREE DEBILITATING PUNCH IN EVERY SHIPMENT!

ABOBO SMASH LEFTOVERS


ABOBO SMASH COMIC CON

2012-07-03 12:45:06 by Abobo
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ABOBO HAVE HUNGER FOR NERDS SPRINKLED WITH MULTI-SIDED DICE. ABOBO GO TO COMIC CON AND PUNCH FACES OF WIZARDS AND WITCHES WHO PLAY ABOBO'S BIG ADVENTURE ON REAL LIFE ARCADE CABINET.

NERD BLOOD MAKE JOYSTICKS STICKY STICKS OF JOY SO ABOBO PUNCH BLOOD UNTIL STICK JOY MOVE WITHOUT IMPEDIMENT.

YOU WILL COME TO THE CON OF COMICS AND PLAY ABOBO GAME AND ENJOY SWALLOWING MOST OF YOUR TEETH AFTER ABOBO CAVE YOUR FACE IN AND IMPROVE YOUR HIPSTER GLASSES WITH FISTS OF RAGE.

YOU WILL BUY NEW ABOBO T-SHIRT AVAILABLE ONLY AT COMIC CON. ABOBO PUNCH KIDNEYS OF JOHNNY UTAH UNTIL HE CREATE BEST ART OF HIS LIFE THEN ABOBO PUNCH ART AND MAKE IT EXCEED MASTERPIECE BEAUTY LEVEL OF ALL LOUVRE PAINTINGS SMASHED INTO ONE ULTRA PAINTING.

BUY SHIRT OR ABOBO WILL SMASH YOUR FACE. WHO ABOBO KIDDING? ABOBO SMASH YOUR FACE ANYWAY.

ABOBO SMASH COMIC CON


GAME-OBO

2012-01-10 13:00:27 by Abobo
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ABOBO DECIDE GAME COME OUT TOMORROW.

PROGRAMMERS SAY IT TOO HARD, ME SHOW THEM HARDNESS OF FIST KNUCKLES. THEY NOW AGREE GAME COME OUT TOMORROW.

PROGRAMMERS BOW TO THE WILL OF ABOBO.

ME GAME RUIN EYEBALLS OF ALL PLAYERS... MAKE ALL WOMEN FALL INSTANTLY IN LOVE... THEN ME SMASH WOMENZ FOR WEAK HEARTS AND EAT MINI HEART BITS. ME GAME MAKE ALL MEN TAKE CHASTITY VOW TO DEVOTE LIFE TO PLAYING GAME CONTINUALLY... THEN ME CRUSH KIDNEY BONES OF WEAK WILLED MENZ.

YOU WILL PLAY ME GAME TOMORROW. CANCEL ALL APPOINTMENTS.

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GAME-OBO


ABOBO TRAILER BETTER THAN SKYRIM

2011-11-09 12:27:05 by Abobo

THIS TRAILER ALONE BETTER THAN ENTIRE SKYRIM GAME.


ABOBO SMASH FINAL BOSS

2011-10-24 21:06:11 by Abobo

PUNY WEB NERDS: FEAR WORDS OF ABOBO!

WEAK GAME PROGRAMMER MAKE ME A FINAL BOSS CHALLENGE. I SCOFFED SO LOUD WHEN ME HEAR IT, PROGRAMMER'S FINGERS DISINTEGRATED.

AFTER HIM RECOVER, FINAL BOSS NOW COMPLETE. ME NO THINK HE BE MUCH CHALLENGE THOUGH.

FRAIL DEVELOPERS SAY GAME ALMOST DONE. THEY SAY THIS BEFORE, BUT IF THIS TIME NOT TRUE UNLIMITED RAGE WILL BE RELEASED ON THEIR BRITTLE BONES.

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ABOBO SMASH FINAL BOSS


KIDNAPPER WILL BE PUNISHED

2011-09-06 14:03:20 by Abobo
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WILL GRIND FACE OF BALDING APICARY.

HE LOOK LIKE MIDDLE AGE MAN TRYING TO CLING TO YOUTHFUL YEARS.

ABOBO SMASH ALL MIDDLE AGE MAN.

ROGER GAME MAKER SHOW OFF MY GAME WHILE KIDNAPPED. MAKE BEST OF BAD SITUATION.

ABOBO HATE MAKING BEST OF BAD SITUATIONS, ABOBO CRUMBLE TO DUST ALL BAD SITUATION.


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STOOPID BOY

2011-08-29 12:16:40 by Abobo

THIS STUPID BOY NEEDS PUNCH FROM ABOBO.

GAME DEVELOPERS SAY GAME COME SOON. BUT THEY ARE KNOWN FOR LYING. ABOBO GRIND THEM UNDER HEEL IF GAME NOT GET DONE SOON.

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Aboboster

2011-08-17 17:41:33 by Abobo
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ABOBO RAGE CANNOT BE CONTAINED. ARTIST NOT DEPICT LUSCIOUSNESS OF MUSTACHE WITH SUFFICIENT PANACHE!

NO ONE WILL WANT TO BUY SUCH DISGRACEFUL POSTER!

ABOBO CRUSH PUNY ARTIST!

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Aboboster


ABOBO PUNISH SUPERMAN IN UNDERWEAR

2011-08-09 11:39:58 by Abobo
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MORE COMIC CON FOOLISHNESS. GROWN MAN IN UNDEROOS AND CAPE FUEL ABOBO RAGE. ME BREAK HIMS BACK SHORTLY AFTER VIDEO. HIM SEEM TO LIKE ABOBO ATTENTION THOUGH.

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Comic Con RAGE!

2011-08-01 23:26:08 by Abobo
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ABOBO ENFURIATED WITH COSPLAYERS AT SO CALLED COMIC CON. WHY SWARTHY POOFY HAIRED BOY DRESS AS MARTY MCFLY? WHY ASIAN JILL VALENTINE? ABOBO BRAIN HURT!

AT LEAST GAME OF GREATNESS IS ALMOST DONE. DEVELOPER EGG HEADS SAY SEPTEMBER OR OCTOBER!

LOOK AT SHAMEFUL PICTURE GALLERY!

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THEN WATCH PRETTY GIRL BABBLE ON ABOUT ME! SHE NEVER PLAY NES IN SHE LIFE!