What happens to me if I do not buy this game, Abobo?
Abobo angry! Abobo son 'Aboboy' kidnapped! Abobo smash way through lands of 8-bits until me find son!
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FREE GAMES HARD TO BUY. ABOBO BRAIN HURT FROM THINKS OF THINKING. ABOBO BETTER AT CRUSHING BRAINS THAN USING BRAIN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUY FREE GAME. ME GIVE YOU SKULL CRUSH INSTEAD OF TAKING MONIEZ.
Just noticed that the used emoticon lools exactly like Abobo, the mustache is there D:
Okay Abobo I will purchase this game, just don't hurt me.
5 hours to go apparently. ABOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO
IT SHALL BE DONE
You don't understand how excited I am for this game! I've been waiting well a long ass time for this to come out! Thank you abobo for single handedly being god. Chuck Norris can't even compare to you.
no that game looks bad i would rather eat poop JK
ABOBO SMASH!
But abobo, I've been skipping school and I have to go tomorrow!!!
Is the game designed with the authentic NES palette?
ABOBO SHALL SMASH PUNY HULK GUY!
Why not Abobo crush time and space between now and release?
NO! ME PLAY FAST HEDGEHOG!
Tomorrow will be the greatest day in history, as Abobo uses his game as an ingenious platform to launch himself straight through the cosmos - punch god out, and take his rightful crown as master of the fucking universe and god for all eternity. There will be no mercy carried upon the souls of those who pray to Abobo, instead - you will pray for Abobo to hit slightly less hard - "slightly less hard" meaning ; instead of your entrails flying back down to Earth and on the head of your only child before rubber-banding all the way back and ripping your skin off, they'll just ring back around and choke the life out of you for a few seconds.
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT.
I have quit my dayjob so I can play this game!
ABOBO ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE AND DEATH.
AFTER I PLAY YOUR GAME HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT FOR A DRINK OR TWO YOU PAY FOR GAS.
All appointments cancelled.
"you will play me game tomorrow" ?
Come on guys, he's supposed to be a hulk dude, not a furby lmao
poisened-noise
If i already planned to play your game tomorrow, then i cancel all appointments to play your game which involves not playing your game...
Somewhere contained in that is a paradox. Does your game engine work under paradoxical conditions?
Abobo (Updated )
YOUR LUNGS WILL NEED A PAIR OF DOCS WHEN ME DONE WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY WILL BE OUTSIDE YOUR BODY AND DOCS WILL TRY TO PUT THEM BACK IN!