Abobo angry! Abobo son 'Aboboy' kidnapped! Abobo smash way through lands of 8-bits until me find son!
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Posted by Abobo - July 31st, 2012
ABOBO SELL MANY SHIRTS AT COMIC NERD FEST. WHENEVER NERD BUY SHIRT ABOBO PUNCH NERD AND NERD OBLITERATED INTO FINE DUSTING OF NERD CHUNK BONE MIST. THEN ABOBO HAVE EXTRA SHIRT TO SELL TO NEW NERD. THIS CYCLE CONTINUED FOR MANY DAYS AND HOURS AND ABOBO ENJOYED THE BLOOD RAIN MOISTURIZER ON SKIN.
YOU CAN BUY BLOODY LEFTOVER SHIRTS FROM THE CON OF COMIC GEEKS HERE
ABOBO INCLUDE FREE DEBILITATING PUNCH IN EVERY SHIPMENT!
Can I haire you as a hitman? I need some people smashed!!!
I SMASH ALL HITS AND HIT ALL MAN. SMASH MAN HIT CRUSH BONE CRUNCH.
Do I get to choose the location of my free debilitating punch?
PUNCH WILL OCCUPY ALL LOCATIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Hey Abobo, what are your thoughts on The Hulk? I heard he said some unkind things about your mustache.
HULK SO WEAK HE CAN'T EVEN GROW ANY FACIAL HAIR. WE HAVE SPARRING MATCH ONCE. ABOBO SPLIT GREEN HULK INTO GREY AND RED HULKS WITH SINGLE PUNCH.
You killed what you called "Geeks"?
ABOBO KILL ALL ORGANISM.
KIRBOBO ACKNOWLEDGES ABOBO'S OFFER AND WILL THINK IT OVER
GRAAAAAAAAAAAR!
ABOBO HAS NOTHING ON CHUCK NORRIS :)
CHUCK NORRIS COME TO ABOBO TRAINING CAMP AND ABOBO SHOW HIM TRUE MEANING OF PAIN.
AAROCA GIVE ABOBO COOKIE.
AAROCA WONDERS WHERE TO GET BLOOD MOISTURISER. GET AT COLES?
AAROCA GO NOW TO FIND SHELF WHERE COLES KEEP MOIST BLOOD. IF NOT THERE AAROCA SMITE ALL NON-BELIEVERS!
-AAROCA-
...throat hurts...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRR!
abobo would woop chuck's ass
ABOBO PUNCH CHUCK SO HARD ALL CHUCK NORRISSSSES IN MULTIPLE PARALLEL DIMENSIONS WEEP UNENDING TEARS WHICH CURE ALL MULTI-DIMENSIONAL CANCER STRAINS.
Doc mock you madman...
ABOBO CRUSH MOCK OF DOCK'S!
You can't beat me. I control you.
ABOBO DESTROY ALL MAN. ABOBO NUDGE NEWGROUNDS SITE WITH LITTLE PINKY FINGER AND SITE GO DOWN FOR 6 HOURS. ABOBO!
DON'T FUCK WITH ABOBO!
ROAAAAWWAAAAARRRRR!
Oh Abobo, when did you learn to use words that consist of more than two syllables?
You violent, violent boy.
ABOBO TAKE CORRESPONDENCE COURSE TO IMPROVE VOCABUGRAMULATION. ABOBO HAVE TROUBLE MAILING HOMEWORK DUE TO EXPLODING MAILBOXES NOT ABLE TO ACCOMODATE ABOBO FIST.
DONE. Always wanted an Abobo shirt. :)
KYLE ROBERTS GETTING SPECIAL PACKAGE FULL OF PUNCHY RAGE!
I wonder...would mighty ABOBO be interested in a remake of Double Dragon where you're the main character and the villains are the original fighters?
ABOBO SAY LEBOYO NEED PLAY ABOBO'S BIG ADVENTURE GAME BEFORE TOSSING AROUND IDEA OF THINGS ALREADY DONE. ABOBO HELP LEBOYO BY TRANSPLANTING BRAIN WITH BRAIN OF PET CAT USING EXPERTLY TARGETED PUNCHES!
hi abobo :D
GROWLALALELRARRRAALLLALALLLRRRRAA AAARRRRL!
Abobo do you remember me? :3
ABOBO NOT ABLE TO REMEMBER EVERY NERD HE BEATS INTO SUBMISSION. IT ALL BIG BLUR OF BLOOD AND BONE DUST.
will u submit aboboy's small adventure on newgrounds
ABOBO SMASH PUNY QUESTION OF NONSENSE!
D:<
>:[]
NEED SHIPMENT OF MANY ABOBO SHIRTS IN PHILIPPINES SO I PUNCH CRIMINALS TERRORIZING COUNTRY SO THERE NO CRIMINALS IN COUNTRY AND PEOPLE SAFE NO MORE DEAD SO COPS NO HARD WORK TRACKING CRIMINALS ON COUNTRY
ORDER A CASE OF 36 SHIRTS AND ABOBO SEND PUNCHES TO CLEAN UP FILIPINOS!
Starogre
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Abobo
>:0