ABOBO AM HERE!!!

ABOBO PROUD ANNOUNCE ME AM HAVE OFFICIAL NEW WEB SITE FOR UPCOMING "ABOBO'S BIG ADVENTURE" GAME! YOU GO LOOK ATS http://WWW.ABOBOSBIGADVENTURE.COM AND IT MAKE YOU SMILE OR I PUNCH OUT TOOTHY TEETHS OF CRYING ORPHANS!

ABOBO ALSO BRINGING BIG ARCADE GAME CABINET OF RAGE PLEASURES TO SC3 ARCADE PARTY THIS SATURDAY MARCH 4TH! ABOBO TELL ALL PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA TO COME OUT AND PLAY BIG NEW ABOBO GAME IN ARCADE. LEARN ABOUT PARTY HERE OR I RIP OFF YOUR EAR!

ABOBO'S FACE IS NOW ON THE FACEBOOK OF FACES SO PUT YOUR FACE ON THERE OR YOU FACE ABOBO SMASH YOUR FACE INTO GROUND BEEFY BITS!

ABOBO NOW CHASING TWITTER TWEETS BIRD ON TWITTER FOR TASTY BIRD CHICKEN DINNER TOO! YOU FOLLOW @ABOBOSMASH ON TWITTER OR ABOBO FOLLOW YOUR STINKY SCENT ALL WAY TO HOMES AND SMASH YOU IN FRONT OF FAMILY AND SAD PUPPY DOGS! SAD PUPPY DOGS!!!

THIS TOO MANY ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR ONE ABOBO DAY. ABOBO HEAD NOW HURTS. ABOBO NEED GO PUNCH SOMETHING NOW LIKE ARMY TANK OR ANGRY SWORDFISH SABERTOOTH SHARK TO RELIEVE HEAD HURTINGS.

ABOBO TALK MORE ALL YOU SOON! YOU WAIT HERE UNTIL THEN!!!

-ABOBO
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